toofacetalk less.
blurt more.
a 10-second voice note, fired at your mates. send it as you — or warp it into a wild mimic and watch them lose it.
say it. don't type it.
no thumbs, no overthinking, no essay. hold the button, blurt your thought, let go. ten seconds is all you get — so make it daft, make it real, make it quick.
send as…
be yourself. or really, really don't.
send your blurt straight, in your own voice — or twist it into a chipmunk, a monster, a robot, whatever fits the chaos. same ten seconds, ten times funnier.
blurts hit different.
fire one blurt at up to ten mates at once. it lands with a cheeky little "incoming" cue — tap, and their voice (or their mimic) plays right back at you. no feeds, no likes, just your people.
your blurts
your people
your people. nobody else.
pick your crew, blurt the lot of them in one go. no followers, no algorithm, no randoms sliding in — just the handful of people who'd actually laugh.
three taps to chaos.
blurt it
hold the button and say your thing. ten seconds, no edits, no second-guessing.
pick your voice
send as you, or warp it into a mimic that'll make them snort.
fire it off
blast it to your mates. it lands instantly, with a cheeky little nudge.
ready to blurt?
get on the list — be first in when tooface drops.